Homework
Homework
Create a text document with a simple list of characters and their descriptions. Then make a timeline with a series of encounters describing the events and giving their locations.
Characters:
Scary bearded monster on the top hall: Everyone hates him, he’s cruel, and in his free time enjoys eating little kids. He takes advantage of them, and thinks torturing kids is a sport. Well, I mean it’s a lot of exercise but come on he’s 35, and the kids are 2-12. He eats kids for Breakfast, Lunch, and dinner
Pre-schoolers: Pre schoolers do NOT have time to worry about education when A bearded monster can catch, and eat them any day. Especially when his favorite is fried pre-schoolers.
Parents of children attending SSFSP ( scary school for scary people): The parents couldn’t care less, for example one time she was on her way to pick up her child, who was in 3rd grade. The teachers announced that she had been eaten for breakfast. “ O well, one less thing to take care of”. Obviously as you see in the tragic story above, kids are HOPELESS!
Teachers: They aren’t real people, they are ROBOTS.
Average school day:
Monday:
Arrive at school at 6:00 Pm ( Meet at blacktop)
6:00-7:00: Science ( Down the hall)
7:15- Home room with Teacher/Robots. ( Homeroom classroom)
8:00-12:00: Torture with bearded monster ( Bearded monsters dungeon)
12:00-2:00: Anyone whose left returns to class, picks up some food ( Raw meat which is very Gross, at the cafeteria)goes to Art. ( kids are delusional by now by the hits on their head)
2:00-4:00: Social time with bearded monster ( Bearded Dragons cave)
4:15-5:00: Pickup for whoever is left, and if not picked up by 5:00, remember thats bearded dragons dinner time!
